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Judge Dredd - The Robot Wars Discussions 10 months 1 week ago #4253

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Meanwhile everyone else in the Doom Patrol is making this very expression under the helmet.
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Judge Dredd - The Robot Wars Discussions 10 months 5 days ago #4265

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The Pinkly Papers – Day 122

Oh how I love a opening a new can of lubricant, it’s like that first hit, the smell, the texture, the colours. I held the synth-lube for a few seconds, turning the can around in my fingers, reading the colourful graphic on the front of the container, the warnings on the rear, then I did it again, some spilling from the neck over my gloves which now glistened in the harsh LED lighting, moistened by the caress of the slick liquid.
I looked sideways at the lady in the corner and a smile crept across my face. I grinned, and she grinned back. I rose from my crouched position and walked towards her, waggling the ‘lube-tastic’ from side to side, feeling the slosh of the sloppy liquid inside. She just stayed motionless and watched me. Was that a look of anticipation I noticed, of what was to come, maybe it was, I tried to focus on the task and took a gulp as I moved around her to the rear, the shaking of the can more vigorous now, as per the crude instruction written in an informative and serious looking red font on the base of the container.
I knelt down a little to the side and behind so I could get a view down her body, from tip to toe. I squinted as I decided on the point of application, spotting a part of her that required some attention.
I held my breath as I expunged a little onto her rear drive train, coating the linkages in the softest of strokes. Before long she was fully lubricated and as I stood before her, proud and smiling, she looked back, her headlights and cannon muzzles pleased in their own way.
At which point my headset radio crackled. Throwing on my jacket I mounted her, flicked the reactor switch and felt her thrum beneath me.. ‘Oh yes darling, we’re going now.’ I placed a reassuring hand on her tank for a moment, before twisting her grips and erupting out of the garages in a cloud of burning synth-rubber, another day in the Doom Patrol.
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Judge Dredd - The Robot Wars Discussions 10 months 5 days ago #4266

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Mmmm.... Wondered where you going this, could it be the sequel novel "Fifty Grades of Lube?"

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Judge Dredd - The Robot Wars Discussions 10 months 4 days ago #4267

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"A eulogy for Judge Pink- Plankly? Porky? Whatever.

Whilst his relationship with his bike was questionable and some of us have questioned it's legality several times, we are all grateful for the boots he's probably being made into right now."

- Judge Banks.
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Judge Dredd - The Robot Wars Discussions 10 months 4 days ago #4268

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probably the best write up on this site... LOL excellent.
Red Wine should always be opened and allowed to breathe....

if it doesn't apply mouth to bottle resuscitation.
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Judge Dredd - The Robot Wars Discussions 10 months 4 days ago #4270

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min wrote:
"A eulogy for Judge Pink- Plankly? Porky? Whatever.

Whilst his relationship with his bike was questionable and some of us have questioned it's legality several times, we are all grateful for the boots he's probably being made into right now."

- Judge Banks.

LOL!

Have a D6 bonus dice for a perfect Judge eulogy
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MellyMel - Thu 2 Jul - 13:23

they seem to have now corrected the mistake. strahd and giants were cheap too. now gone. ho hum. abyss still is

MellyMel - Thu 2 Jul - 12:32

just noticed on amazon the monster manual is available for £5.20. i'm guessing they cocked up so if you want one nows the time

moc - Wed 1 Jul - 21:26

Cheers sarge for answer .

Sarge - Wed 1 Jul - 17:10

Once told of a return date, any restrictions, this will determine game size. We can review Rotation Dates to see game length. GM's can then put up games and hopefully see a good response from players

Candi - Tue 30 Jun - 17:31

What plan are we going with in terms of rotations? So we can prep for which game we will return too.

Sarge - Mon 29 Jun - 12:31

As soon as I know anything regarding the coronation club reopening I’ll let everyone know. Whenever that may be there will be restrictions I’m sure for some time to come

Vic - Thu 25 Jun - 20:42

How is everyone doing

moc - Tue 23 Jun - 18:06

4th July pubs are open ! So 9th the club can restart ?

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